Sunday, January 06, 2008

Viewer Discretion is Advised Pt. II
Today we are continuing our study of family origins. This section we will cover the Thompson side of the family. The exhibits are not as distinct as the Newell family, but exist none the less.


Exhibit A:
Please note the wide mouth and ruby red lips. Some have asked if we have put lipstick on her, and nope, thats all natural buddy.

Exhibit B:
Mama Thompson has donned a special mask to keep from getting infected by the, "cute virus." This is a special strain of virus only found in combinations of Newell and Thompson genes. (Mama actually had a little cold, hence the precaution of the mask)

Exhibit C:
When I first observed this obnoxious red coloration to her feet I thought she had a rare case of some terrible terrible disease, upon further inspection my suspicions were validated.
An IU fan, gross.

Exhibit D:
This is our first family photo, once again Ava is a little upset about the camera being on her. This biggest Thompson trait that we see here is that she is truly a girl. Newell's are know for their inability to procreate a girl.

Exhibit E:
Here we see the family resemblance clearly. Little Ava is having a scream because it is becoming all to clear for her. Three pretty girls regardless.

Exhibit F:
Our final piece of evidence is the pure pink outfit and matching hat.

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